A Party of Famous Physicists


One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...


Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.


������ Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.


������ Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.


������ Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.


Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.


������ Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.


������ Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.


������ Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.


������ Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.


������ Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.


������ Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.


������ Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.


������ Heisenberg may or may not have been there.


������ The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.


������ Van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.


������ Wien radiated a colourful personality.


������ Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.


������ de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.


������ Hollerith liked the hole idea.


������ Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.


������ Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.


������ Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.


������ Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.


������ Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.


������ Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.


������ Faraday had quite a capacity for food.


������ Oppenheimer got bombed.




It may be found at http://quark.physics.uwo.ca/~harwood/humor.html