A Party of Famous Physicists

 

One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...

 

Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.

 

������ Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.

 

������ Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.

 

������ Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.

 

Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.

 

������ Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.

 

������ Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.

 

������ Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.

 

������ Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.

 

������ Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.

 

������ Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.

 

������ Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.

 

������ Heisenberg may or may not have been there.

 

������ The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.

 

������ Van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.

 

������ Wien radiated a colourful personality.

 

������ Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.

 

������ de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.

 

������ Hollerith liked the hole idea.

 

������ Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.

 

������ Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.

 

������ Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.

 

������ Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.

 

������ Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.

 

������ Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.

 

������ Faraday had quite a capacity for food.

 

������ Oppenheimer got bombed.

 

 

 

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