A Party of Famous Physicists
One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...
Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
������ Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
������ Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
������ Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway.
Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
������ Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
������ Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
������ Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
������ Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
������ Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.
������ Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
������ Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.
������ Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
������ The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
������ Van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
������ Wien radiated a colourful personality.
������ Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
������ de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
������ Hollerith liked the hole idea.
������ Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
������ Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
������ Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
������ Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
������ Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
������ Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
������ Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
������ Oppenheimer got bombed.
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